Two Southern businessmen were sitting down for a break in their new London store.

The store was nowhere near ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked " What's tha sellin' ere then?"

One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling Thicko's!"

Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said' "Tha's doing reet well then, tha's only two left!"

The moral... Don't mess with a Yorkshireman!

i love yorkshire jokes !
try this one

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A blunt and straight talking Barnsley lad wakes up one morning with a sore anus, so he goes to the local village shop and says to the assistant, "Na then lad, has tha got any arse cream?"

"Certainly," replies the assistant. "Do you want Magnum or Cornetto?"

Nice one Eddie