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IN THE DAYS OF BOAC...

Many years ago on a long overseas BOAC flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.

When she got up there, she found four crewmen and asked the first one what he did.

He explained that he was the Navigator and told her what his responsibilities were.

She turned to next one and asked what he did? He explained that he was the Flight Engineer his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.

Satisfied, she turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.

She finally turned to the First Officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?" He replied "Ma'am, I am the Captain's sexual advisor."

Somewhat shocked, the lady said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple ma'am; the Captain has told me that when he wants my effing advice, he'll ask me."


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