Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was working on his radios in the shed. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe you should quit spending all your time out here in the shed. You probably should just consider selling all your radio gear, tools, and that stupid van.

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

"She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"


Tom replied: “I wasn't.’