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 When is a door not a door? 
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Hi just a couple of oldies.

1. When is a door not a door? - When its ajar (means open lol)

2. What do you call a dear with no eyes? - No eyed dear.

3. What do you call a dear with no eyes & no legs? - Still no eyed dear.

4. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? - Dug.

5. What weighs the most? A ton of feathers? or a ton of bricks? - Both weigh the same.

Sorry about that folks. Hope it's brought a little smile to someone's face.

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What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? - Reg
What do you call a dead man with a number plate on his head? - X Reg

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Old Beano and playground jokes, there are loads of them.
What do you call a bloke named Edward with no clothes on?... Teddy bear.
What goes up but never comes down?... Your age.
What do you call a burnt tree?... Ash.
What are the cleverest sweets you can buy?... Smarties.
The list goes on and on... :D

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Wait until I tell you about my dog who has no nose, you will wet yourself


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G7 KJF wrote:
Wait until I tell you about my dog who has no nose, you will wet yourself

Blimey a dog with no nose... how does he smell? :lol:

There is a bloke down our street can lift a car with one arm!... his name is Brian... but everybody calls him Jack! :D

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What’s brown and lies shaking at the bottom of the sea,… a nervous wreck

What’s big green and eats rocks,… a big green rock eater.

What’s blue and white and swings through the trees looking kool,… a fridge with a wrangler jacket on,

What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head,… cliff,

What do your call a boomerang that does not come back,…a stick

What’s a twack,… a fing a Twain runs on,


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My Turn
Whats Brown and Sticky?
A Stick.

I'll never Ferget Whats his name?

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What do you call a man with eczema on his penis...?

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