Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog
a bone. When she got there the cupboard was bare so the poor
dog had none.

Take the "d" out of "dog", the "m" out of "mother" and the "f" out of
"bone" to find out what the dog said.

I must be missing something.

Only that there's no f in bone....give it a while and it'll sink in.

I must have fell out of the stupid tree and banged my head on every branch as i still dont get it.

Ask a 10 year old to explain it to you.......

Gerry has already given the answer and you have quoted his reply.....

I suppose he aced the FL test

The dog said "there is no effin bone".

It's not funny really. Too old to be funny.

I'll get me coat

D

But there is no f in bone.

So the dog said "there's no f***ing bone".

I have just been lying on the sofa and it came to me what a t.t

I am getting older and thicker and sometimes i wonder how i passed my RAE City & Guilds.

At last