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He was seriously injured and lying in a hospital bed. Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.

In terrible pain, he found himself in the ICU with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.

He realized that he was obviously in a very life threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply,

"Can I feel your tits then?"



.....and that, my friends, is A Positive Mental Attitude!


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