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A couple go into a posh restaurant and order a meal. The waiter comes to serve and points out that the restaurant is so clean and nothing is touched by hand. He then takes a fork from his pocket and starts to serve their food using it - ‘you see, nothing touched by hand’ he says.

This continues through all the courses of the meal after which one of the couple asks the waiter quietly how he goes to the toilet if nothing is ever touched by hand? The waiter smiles, pulls a string round his neck, his flies undo and out pops his dick.

The waiter carries on serving their last course using the same fork from his pocket.

The customer says how marvellous that is and how hygienic, but asks how he puts his dick back afterwards?

‘Oh thats easy, I use this fork!’


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